NYC jumper saved by trash uncollected since storm

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NYC jumper saved by trash uncollected since storm

Mon Jan 3, 8:47 am ET

NEW YORK – Authorities in New York City say a man who tried to jump to his death from his ninth floor apartment was saved by a heap of trash bags that had gone uncollected since last week's blizzard.

FULL STORY: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_plunge_trash_heap

[DR104 141]

FULL STORY: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_plunge_trash_heap

Only in New York!!!! Can't make this stuff up!!! Watch, some lawyer will get a hold of this guy and sue the city for not picking up the garbage a preventing him from killing himself

[JBE 328]

I really want to laugh, and make some sarcastic comment, like try a higher building, or a bridge, but I will refrain. I truly hope this person realizes it's time to straighten up and find some reason to live.

Ok flowery happy time over. Back to being a sarcastic person.

[IzzyEng4 427]

I can see the headline in The Onion now............

"Man Jumps complaining of Lack of Trash pickup, Saved by Own trash!"