Future Fireman

HOLY S***. Those are HUGE!!!! I'm not sure if I want to know how much those things cost. Mike

I know I have. Has anyone else? Mike

Wasn't me Mike Seriously, it wasn't me.

Hey, come on! What happened to 'Freedom of SPEECH' which includes RAPPING. He should sue. Mike

On the serious tone of things, at least it was his own fault instead of a murder with a gun. Mike

I've made up my mind. Let's keep this thread going!!!!!! MORE POSTS, PLEASE!!!!!!!

Alright, as of 3:09 EST this thread is officially killed.....no wait, I just posted again so it must be alive! How true. Mike

Sr71, dude we already have a funny thread going just wait until some other poster comes along and kills it. I want to be the one to kill this thread. Mike

This would be soo funny if this thing was the most replied thread ever on EMTBravo! Mike

Did I hear right? Was that a DOG they said was on fire or was that a door? Either way it's still funny.

Then why'd you reply? Yeah, I figured I might as well knock the house down with this thread. Also, I just wanted to see what responses we would get here. I must say this thread is better than any other threads I've started! Mike

My bad. Sorry. Mike

FD's around here leave all their lights on when on scene. However, drivers around here pay more attention to their coffee than what's in front of them, so there's your reason for having lights on. Mike

Borat? Or how about Mind of Mencia, South Park, or any other Comedy Central show?

Why not the 50 cal. while you're at it? Let's call it Mike!

He had to be on something when he said this. Maybe it was his EGO or a prescription bottle of JACKASS, a drug that causes you to say stupid things! Mike

Did you guys see those hose wagons? I wouldn't want to pack that on a weekly or monthly basis. I'd switch to a Ladder before that happens! Mike

Over Dispatch: "Engine 1 respond to EMTBravo's lounge for a report of an ailing thread." "Engine 1 to Fire Alarm, advise EMS that we have multiple poke wounds and multiple puns and jokes in the victim. Victim has no pulse." "Fire Alarm has that." Just screwing around, figured we needed the laughs here. Mike

People take a look at this! LUF 60 What are your opinions on it? Useful, junk? Just wondering, looks pretty cool for a tunnel unit. Mike

Here's what I understand form a split tilt cab. The WHOLE cab WON'T tilt, but everything from the middle of the wheel well FORWARD WILL tilt. Also, the advantages to this is that you can check filters, fluids, etc. with increased access to the motor. So you can do minor motor repairs in house? Mike

You should say that to tractor-trailer drivers! Mike

Someone got a little too excited with the sawzall. Mike

This predicament reminds me of the many firehouses across New England that are like this. Mike

Baskin Robins knows my weakness.....lots of Ice Cream! Seriously, it's for a good cause. I would go but I'm on a diet, and I don't feel like walking over a few states for this event. Mike

Used an A.E.D. on this and it's back from the dead!